This is probably the cutest shit I have ever made
So guys it’s my friends Birthday today.
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Emma:
You know what Gold? I'm really warming up to the idea of you as an in-law.
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Gold:
Oh really?
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Emma:
Yeah. You make a pretty good guard dog and your magic comes in handy a lot but, mostly, you're the only one with deep enough pockets to finance the therapy we're all gonna' need after this.
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Gold:
And what makes you think that I'll pay for that?
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Emma:
Well you don't have to. I'm sure you we can all just talk things through like normal adults in a healthy way.
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Gold:
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Emma:
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Gold:
So do you want my MasterCard or the Visa?
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Emma:
Better give me both.
Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?
Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions
A+ Father
foie:
The second one is my signature move
Doing this.
I already do half of these….
